DeezNutz Airliner and Pickup

Home of LEGIT tickets

We have the best pilots and drivers on town(a.k.a untrained idiots) to Fly or Drive around the world, thanks to DeezNutz Airliner and Pickup

We have 23% successful flights and pickups and 77% failed flights and pickup

We are here to Lauch you to the skies:

This is how you do it peasant:

Available Flight(Free): Somalia

  • Go to Somalia(One Way Trip)
  • "DANGER" Having a Civil War

    Available Flight(Free): Afghanistan

  • Go to Afghanistan(One Way Trip)
  • "DANGER" Talibans Planes

    Available Flight(Free): Kervie's Home

  • Go to Kervie's Home(One Way Trip)
  • "DANGER" He might scream

    Available Flight(Free): Leana's Home

  • Go to Leana's Home(One Way Trip)
  • "DANGER" She might cry

    Available Flight(Free): Dexz's Home

  • Go to Dexz's Home(One Way Trip)
  • "DANGER" He might poop his self

    Available Flight(Free): Ukraine

  • Go to Ukraine(One Way Trip)
  • "DANGER" Ghost of Kyiv is not gonna show Mercy

    Hahaha